Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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