what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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This is a joke.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Anti Joke

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