Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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