Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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