Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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You idiot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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