roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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