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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Racial Equality

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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