- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!