Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Tim likes girls

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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THE GAME

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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