- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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