- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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