The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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how much fish could a chicken

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Guest what in the butt

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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And you honored it I see :P

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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