- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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