- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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