- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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