- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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