- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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