Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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