- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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