Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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