Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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