- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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