- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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