Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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