Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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