- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

I'm HIV positive.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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