- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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