- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

knock knock go away!!!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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