yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

no

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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