- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

I have a horse.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Christ is a conspiracy

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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