How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A bar walks into a man

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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