- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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