- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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