- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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