What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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