What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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