- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Who wants $300? Me too.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

women's rights.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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