Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What would u like to drink?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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