How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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