Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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