guess what? WHAT? Idk.

The FCC

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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