- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

And you honored it I see :P

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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