- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Guess what? You guessed it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Prostitution is bad.......

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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