- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You idiot.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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