What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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