Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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