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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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