- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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