- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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