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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

united we sit, cause we're fat

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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